haiku 2006 ten
it was the day that
I caught her eating Marmite
I knew we were doomed
posted by aardvark at 9:37 AM
Wednesday, June 7
I caught her eating Marmite
I knew we were doomed
I caught her eating Marmite
I knew we were doomed
3 Comments:
I had a boyfriend once who made me toast with marmite and peanut butter. On the same slice of toast. Soon after, the relationship was toast too.
8:04 PM
There was clearly no future in it. One of my friends, also a struggling author, once dumped a girl because she kept making his tea in a mug that was darker in colour than the tea itself. He is always keen to point out that he didn't dump her because she did it, he dumped her because she didn't understand why it was wrong. So very wrong.
9:06 AM
Actually i don't feel equipped enough to commend on this. I'm a vegetarian.
9:37 PM
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