Wednesday, June 7

haiku 2006 ten

it was the day that
I caught her eating Marmite
I knew we were doomed


Blogger Marie said...

I had a boyfriend once who made me toast with marmite and peanut butter. On the same slice of toast. Soon after, the relationship was toast too.

8:04 PM

Blogger aardvark said...

There was clearly no future in it. One of my friends, also a struggling author, once dumped a girl because she kept making his tea in a mug that was darker in colour than the tea itself. He is always keen to point out that he didn't dump her because she did it, he dumped her because she didn't understand why it was wrong. So very wrong.

9:06 AM

Blogger John Self said...

How true! This is related to the problem prevalent in the 1990s of office-working men wearing shirts which were darker in colour than their ties. Don't they understand anything?

6:52 PM

Anonymous poppy said...

Actually i don't feel equipped enough to commend on this. I'm a vegetarian.

9:37 PM


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